brief fantasy regarding unbaby.me
I’m sorry if you don’t like looking at pictures of my baby on your computer screen. Sometimes friends and family make requests, I sometimes oblige. Also: If you ever use some kind of browser plugin to turn my child into a cat, or piece of bacon, and then laugh to me about how you’ve done it, I will half-heartedly laugh along with you, probably, and I will then locate your IP address, parlay it into your home or work address, take several days off of work, drive to your city, knock on your door, put you into a gentle but effective chokehold, slowly decreasing your brain’s supply of oxygen and, as you lose consciousness, force you to look at actual pictures of my baby.
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